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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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