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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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