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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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