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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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