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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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