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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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