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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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