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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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