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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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