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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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