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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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