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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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