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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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