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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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