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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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