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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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