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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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