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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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