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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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