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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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