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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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