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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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