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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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