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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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