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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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