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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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