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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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