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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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