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Pet death
My
aunt
Jemima
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Millie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a crocodile 🐊
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a hyena 🐺
a lion 🦁
a cow 🐮
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
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