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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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