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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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