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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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