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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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