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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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