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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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