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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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