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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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