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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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