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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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