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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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