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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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