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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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