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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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