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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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