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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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