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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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