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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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