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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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