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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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