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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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