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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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