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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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