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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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