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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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