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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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