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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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