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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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