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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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